THE ELEMENTS ARE COMING! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Hey yall!

Guess what? a new story is coming! this one will be better than the last one. It's called ELEMENTS and so far the first ten pages are great! (at least, I think so. PLase tell me what you think!) I should have some time tomorrow (monday) to put the first chapter up. Can' t wait!

I just got some erally really funny quotes in an e-mail. Let me share them with you!
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." (we are????)--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a [donkey], and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
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Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California-I practically grew up in Phoenix." does he know where he almost grew up???.....--Dan Quayle
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We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." ---Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst (and Notre Dame grad).
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." (Oh, well that's different, I think- yeah right!)??????--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." (really???????)--Bill Clinton, President
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Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarterer...er...er... yet? I know I'm not! Anyway...
We had t o wake up at 5:30 this morning so that we could drive to temple and Dad could do a worship service over there. We got back around 7-ish. I AM SO TIRED! We had a blast, got to see tons of old friends. I didn't recognize a lot of them but they all recognized us. HAve you ever had someone you don't know walk up and give you a big hug and talk about how old you're getting? yeah.
I was in English class one time a couple weeks agoand we were taking our english/writing TAKS test and the one kid who couldn't stop talking (we'll call him BOB) got back after being gone a whole week. That was the best week of my life- no one interupting and yelling and getting all the teachers in bad moods. I have to sit next to him (blech!) in english, our last class with the coolest teacher ever!. Bob won't leave me alone. He won't leave anything at all alone. He sees something on the ground and he has to pick it up and make a big basketball scene and shoot it into the trashcan. Bob picks up my purse , puts it on then walks around the room, or steals my papers and turns them into paper airplanes, or talks in a high voice and then tells the teacher I did it! He always acts like a third grader! AARGH! So anyway I am sitting there taking my test. Everybody got a water bottle and some goldfish. Then I here bob whisper "Give me your goldfish!". And it was the same thing that happened last time we took the TAKS test (I wrote about it in a different blog). The teacher looks up and tells him to be quiet or get a zero on the test. 2 minutes later he says it again in a high voice and the teacher's all like "Laura! Quit talking!". I tried to tell her it wasn't me, but can you believe how hard it is to talk to somebody without talking when they don't know sign language and they aren't even looking at you? So Bob says it again, but whispering still. The teacher didn't hear him.I had the goldfish in the aisle next to me on his side so he tries to reach down and get them when the teacher looks up and he gets D-hall for the next 3 days! The whole class practically cheered right there during the test!

Guess what?
I'm starting another book on my blog! Yay! This one will hopefully be better than the last one. It's called ELEMENTS. I'll probably put the first chapter up tomorrow. It's about a Queen named Pyris who hates her name and insists on being called "Red". She has pale skin and long red hair. She has 'powers', the ability to control the six elements- earth, air, fire, water, darkness, and light. She has a counselor named Martha who she grew up with. Martha is kind of like a fortune teller. Red has a husband named Ferdinand and 6 little girls- Starlight, Midnight, Pyris, Ary (short for Aryana), Terra, and Aqua. They live happily ever after- until tragedy strikes! An alien race has their own fortune teller, Cassandra. Cassandra made a prophecy many, many years ago that the only thing that could defeat such and advanced race were the 6 elements. No one knew what she was talking about, so they all laughed it off- until they flew close to earth and got a celestial power reading that showed up on their radar from over 6 million lightyears away! The radar went basurk. It was pure power, pure energy, but it was the elements and a human at the same time. They have to destroy this... thing. Can Red and her daughters survive the attack? What will they do if Red fails? What about the kingdom? And is martha really their friend? Find out... MONDAY. DON'T MISS A SINGLE CHAPTER!

ELEMENTS...